Founding 50 · One-Time Cohort

Be one of the first
50 Scottsdale brides.

Lock today's price for life. Get the $375 Bride Survival Kit free. Your photo on the venue wall when iMads opens February 2027. When the 50th seat goes, the deal closes for good.

Explicit risk reversal: full refund if we don't show up on time.

Date confirmations are sent within 60 minutes during business hours (Mon-Sat, 9am-9pm MST).

47of 50 founding spots left

$100 non-refundable deposit holds your spot. Final balance due 7 days before your event. Book by August 15, 2026. Run the party any weekend through end of 2027.

What every Founding Bride gets

Five extras worth more than $1,200 stacked on top of your regular booking. Free for the first 50. Never offered again.

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Today's price locked for life

Whatever you pay today is what you and every bride you refer pays in 2027 and beyond, even after the venue opens.

$200+ saved per future booking
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Bride Survival Kit at your door

A real box arrives at the MOH's address 7 days before the event. Sash, lipstick, shot glasses, a Polaroid camera, hangover kit. Free for Founding 50 only.

$375 retail
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Bachelorette Wall of Fame at iMads

Your group photo gets framed and hung at the iMads venue when it opens February 2027. The first 50 brides become the literal foundation of the room.

Permanent · priceless
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Founding 50 group thread

Direct text line to Chad and Steve. First dibs on dates. Secret event invites. Skip-the-line booking for the rest of your life.

$99/mo concierge tier
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$100 referral credit per friend

Send the next bride. She gets the founder rate. You get $100 toward your next booking, every time. Stacks forever.

Compounds with every wedding season

Triple guarantee

You take zero risk. We take all of it. Three layers.

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If the bride doesn't say it was the best part of the weekend

Full refund. The Survival Kit is yours to keep. No 30-day window, no fine print.

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If we're more than 15 minutes late or a performer no-shows

Full refund AND a free re-do show inside 90 days. Same group. Same room. We bring everything.

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If your Google review is anything below 5 stars

We re-perform the relevant service free until you would honestly call us a 5-star night. We don't rest until your bride brags.

Why 50 means 50

Pick the service you want at founder rate

The lifetime price lock applies to whichever service you claim today. You can stack the rest later at the same rate.

Founder questions

What's actually different about the Founding 50 deal?+

Three things. You lock today's launch prices for life. You get the $375 Bride Survival Kit free. Your photo goes on the wall at our future venue. After 50 spots are gone, none of that comes back.

Is the deposit refundable?+

Your $100 deposit is non-refundable, but the rest is covered by our triple guarantee above. If the night doesn't deliver, you get the deposit back plus a free re-do.

Can I book multiple services on the Founding 50 rate?+

Yes. The lifetime price lock applies to any service you book under the Founding 50 cohort, now or later. Most founders book Cabana for the day and Private Show for the night.

When do I have to actually run the event?+

Book the Founding 50 deal by August 15, 2026. You can schedule the actual party any weekend through end of 2027.

Do you really pay performers $100/hr?+

Yes. The price you pay is published as (performers x hours x $100/hr) + $50 operator margin + costs. The math is on every service page. Industry standard is $25 to $50/hr. We pay four times that. That is the moat.

One $100 deposit and you're a founder.

Today's price. Locked for life. Survival Kit included.

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Claim My Founder Spot

Book by Aug 15, 2026 · Schedule the party any weekend through 2027 · Triple guarantee · $100 deposit, balance due 7 days before event